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Gamers Outraged Ronda Rousey Plays Video Games

Last week Ronda Rousey came clean in an interview and told the world she loves playing video games before a fight. She expected gamers around the world to embrace her, but she was wrong…

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Ronda Rousey stunt woman posing next to a man's video game.

” She is delusional to think she can persuade gamers into getting in their pants” – Bob B. Bobert

” I think she thinks we think she is now cool because she plays video games. The truth is, we refuse to acknowledge we play video games because normal people don’t play games.” – Mike M.  Michaels

” I know how to fight.  I like to get sweaty while I watch UFC. You don’t see me proclaiming to be a UFC fighter. I’m a gamer; you can’t be both that’s absurd. ” – Bill B. Williams

” She used to be my hero for being an amazing role model for women in a male dominated sport, now she’s just seems needy trying to take over video games too. Leave video games to men, they need it to feel secure in their manliness. ” – Nacy N. Nanci

” I now feel incompetent in everything I do. Thanks Ronda Rousey for being better than the rest of the world! /sarcasm /tears” – Jen E.  Fur

“I can’t concentrate playing WoW anymore. Every time I play I’m aroused. I used to play WoW to avoid feeling like a sexual animal, now I’m a feral beast. My wife had to go to the hospital for a pelvic infection because we’ve been doing it so much. I’ll be billing Ronda Rousey!” – Beauty and the Beast

” I can’t stand her amazing body touching my games. Her soft skin glazed over her tight muscles is disgusting.  The way she looks so beautiful, yet so tough makes my stomach bile boil in my throat.” – George G. George

There are pages upon pages of outraged gamers on thousands  of forums. Even the UFC forums are ablaze with disappointed fans that play video games too. The commissioner of the UFC had this to say:

” We are deeply saddened Ronda Rousey has decided to take video games away from the people that deserve them. We have been in talks for several days to come up with a punishment for her. The UFC board of directors has decided to ban Ronda from publicly talking about video games. She will be required to tell the world she was just kidding and she was just posing next to a kids open laptop. We’ve advised her to go to a local tabletop gaming store and beat up a couple people.

We’ve talk to Blizzard Entertainment and they have assured us they will ban her account and refund her all subscription fees.  They took extra measures by linking her mobile authenticator to the local police department. If she goes within 90 yards of WoW she will be electrocuted.”

Later that day Ronda Rousey had this to say:

“I sincerely regret posing as a gamer. I feel it was a bad judgement on my part and it will not happen again.  We all know athletes do not play video games, especially female athletes. Frankly, women shouldn’t play video games anyways; it is a male only hobby and should stay that way. Women need to know their place in this world and they don’t need to be meddling in other worlds when they can’t handle the real one to begin with. Again, I’m deeply sorry I played a sick joke on the superior male race and it won’t happen again. ”

So there you have it, she won’t over step her bounds anymore. We’ve learned men need to be men and as ignorant as it is, it’s the right thing.